Official Web Site of Patty Nixx
comedian, rebel, dissident, tigress, morals of an alley cat according to defense attorneys
I claim no responsibility for my words. Let's blame society, the white man, organized religion, the AMA, the Red Chinese Government, snack vendors at cock fights for luring us in with treats, Dick Cheney, ..........
P. NIXX IS OFFICIALLY AGAINST SOBER LIVING, NUNS, RED CROSS WORKERS AND BOYSCOUTS.
She violates my court orders faster than I can issue them" - 6th Circuit Court Judge
"She moves like a jungle cat" -officer, Santa Barbara Police Department
"She is a proud black woman" -J. Lewis, Atlanta NAACP
"It's you; not me" -Patty's ex (all of them)
"She's a burden on society" - Honorable Judge William Towmore of the 6th Circuit Court
"I often find her passed out in the goat pen" -manager at petting zoo
"Thanks for helping with the campaign, but remember, you have to legally stay 40 feet away from the premises." -Hillary
"I would prefer it if Ms. Nixx did not purchase our snack cakes" -CEO, Little Debbie Corporation
"She blends in with the goats" -manager at another petting zoo
"She is a filthy liberal." -Dick Cheney
"We find her repulsive" -spokesman for the LAPD
"Patty is a wonderful human being" -Jose, color commentator at the cock fight
"I wish she would take her clothes elsewhere" - Patty's dry cleaner
"I wish she would move" - Patty's neighbor
"She's no longer welcome in the state of Delaware" -Delaware State Trooper
MY HERO: OTIS THE TOWN DRUNK
Greatest episode ever: when Otis rode the cow thinking it was a horse. This is how I'd like to go through life - on the back of a cow thinking it's a horse!
PHOTO FROM THE TIME I SPENT IN A RED CHINESE PRISON. IT WASN'T ALL BAD! 